Chemtrail Dept.
Chemtrail Dept.
Chemtrail Flight Crew Cap
Regular price
$34.50
Each chemtrail crew cap comes with a chemtrail crew certificate of qualification to proudly display in your office, or show your family and friends!
Introducing the worlds first, and only Chemtrail Operations Flight Crew baseball cap! With a tip of the hat to our DiHydrogen Monoxide Geoengineering crews around the world, our titanium on black crew cap proudly honors your tireless work for all to see!
Stratospheric Aerosol Geoengineering crews (You know who you are...) have openly admitted to generating Dihydrogen Monoxide on almost all aircraft they have operated.
FACT: Dihydrogen Monoxide is made up of hydrogen and oxygen, two elements that are regularly used in rocket fuel, bombs and hair bleach. It is also a proven and openly accepted fact that it is a major component in Chemtrails.
FACT: Dihydrogen Monoxide (DHMO) is both colorless and odorless Hydric acid. The atomic components of DHMO are found in a number of caustic, explosive and poisonous compounds such as Sulfuric Acid, Nitroglycerine and Ethyl Alcohol.
FACT: DHMO has been known to cause burns to exposed areas of human skin, induce the spread of mold and fungus, and even serve as a carrier for a multitude of bacteria and disease.
Sorry...there is no such thing as Chemtrails. Dihydrogen Monoxide may sound scary, but in reality, it is simple H2O, better known as water. That is what condensation trails, or "contrails" truly are... simple aircraft induced clouds.
Chemtrail Crew Beanie Hat
Chemtrail T Shirt
Regular price
$32.50
Each chemtrail crew T-shirt comes with a chemtrail crew certificate of qualification to proudly display in your office, or show your family and friends!
Our limited edition vintage aviation clothing undergo a special aging and weathering process that gives the look of being printed in a Quonset hut, faded by the tropical sun and flown fifty missions. Much like an old flight jacket, they will only become more comfortable, faded and treasured with each passing day and each passing flight.
Printed on very high quality garment dyed fabric, pre shrunk 6.1 ounce heavy weight cotton. Set in Sleeves. ¾ ribbed collar with double-needle top stitched neckline. Double needle stitched armhole, sleeve and waist hems. Taped neck shoulder to shoulder.
We salute fellow flight crews around the world as they perform their thankless duties high in the stratosphere in their service to the will of the dark overlords. Whether you have been assigned to spray toxic barium, aluminum salts, polymer fibers, thorium, silicon carbide and electrically-conductive electromagnetic materials, mind control elements, and the multitude of ongoing government climate engineering operations, we wanted to show a little appreciation for all your dedicated work. Introducing the official Sierra Hotel Aeronautics Chemtrail Operations Flight Crew heavy cotton T
Chemtrail Cockpit Control Panel
Regular price
$7.99
DECAL 3 1/2 INCHES WIDE
FACT: Dihydrogen Monoxide is made up of hydrogen and oxygen, two elements that are regularly used in rocket fuel, bombs and hair bleach. It is also a proven and openly accepted fact that it is a major component in Chemtrails.
FACT: DHMO has been known to cause burns to exposed areas of human skin, induce the spread of mold and fungus, and even serve as a carrier for a multitude of bacteria and disease.
We salute fellow flight crews around the world as they perform their thankless duties high in the stratosphere in their service to the will of the dark overlords. Whether you have been assigned to spray toxic barium, aluminum salts, polymer fibers, electrically-conductive electromagnetic materials, or mind control elements. We know the panel cnfig is always the same... Introducing the official Sierra Hotel Aeronautics Chemtrail Operations Cockpit Control Panel Decal!
We present the most comprehensive and unique collection of aircraft markings anywhere on the globe. Our high quality designs drafted after military and civilian markings are accurate and exacting in detail.
Chemtrail Flight Crew Decal:
Chemtrail Operations Flight Crew Beanie
Regular price
$29.99
Each Chemtrail Crew Beanie comes with a Chemtrail Crew Certificate of Qualification to proudly display in your office, or show your family and friends!
Introducing the worlds first, and only Chemtrail Operations Flight Crew beanie! With a tip of the hat to our DiHydrogen Monoxide Geoengineering crews around the world, our beanie proudly honors your tireless work for all to see!
FACT: Dihydrogen Monoxide is made up of hydrogen and oxygen, two elements that are regularly used in rocket fuel, bombs and hair bleach. It is also a proven and openly accepted fact that it is a major component in Chemtrails.
FACT: Dihydrogen Monoxide (DHMO) is both colorless and odorless Hydric acid. The atomic components of DHMO are found in a number of caustic, explosive and poisonous compounds such as Sulfuric Acid, Nitroglycerine and Ethyl Alcohol.
FACT: DHMO has been known to cause burns to exposed areas of human skin, induce the spread of mold and fungus, and even serve as a carrier for a multitude of bacteria and disease.
Chemtrail Flight Crew Decal
Chemtrail Operations Flight Crew
Regular price
$7.99
Decal - 3 1/2 Inches
We salute fellow flight crews around the world as they perform their thankless duties high in the stratosphere in their service to the will of the dark overlords. Whether you have been assigned to spray toxic barium, aluminum salts, polymer fibers, thorium, silicon carbide and electrically-conductive electromagnetic materials, mind control elements, and the multitude of ongoing government climate engineering operations, we wanted to show a little appreciation for all your dedicated work. Introducing the official Sierra Hotel Aeronautics Chemtrail Operations Flight Crew Decal!
