Each chemtrail crew cap comes with a chemtrail crew certificate of qualification to proudly display in your office, or show your family and friends!

Introducing the worlds first, and only Chemtrail Operations Flight Crew baseball cap! With a tip of the hat to our DiHydrogen Monoxide Geoengineering crews around the world, our titanium on black crew cap proudly honors your tireless work for all to see!

Stratospheric Aerosol Geoengineering crews (You know who you are...) have openly admitted to generating Dihydrogen Monoxide on almost all aircraft they have operated.

FACT: Dihydrogen Monoxide is made up of hydrogen and oxygen, two elements that are regularly used in rocket fuel, bombs and hair bleach. It is also a proven and openly accepted fact that it is a major component in Chemtrails.

FACT: Dihydrogen Monoxide (DHMO) is both colorless and odorless Hydric acid. The atomic components of DHMO are found in a number of caustic, explosive and poisonous compounds such as Sulfuric Acid, Nitroglycerine and Ethyl Alcohol. 

FACT: DHMO has been known to cause burns to exposed areas of human skin, induce the spread of mold and fungus, and even serve as a carrier for a multitude of bacteria and disease.  

Sorry...there is no such thing as Chemtrails. Dihydrogen Monoxide may sound scary, but in reality, it is simple H2O, better known as water.  That is what condensation trails, or "contrails" truly are... simple aircraft induced clouds.  

Chemtrail Crew Beanie Hat

Our limited edition vintage aviation clothing undergo a special aging and weathering process that gives the look of being printed in a Quonset hut, faded by the tropical sun and flown fifty missions. Much like an old flight jacket, they will only become more comfortable, faded and treasured with each passing day and each passing flight.

Printed on very high quality garment dyed fabric, pre shrunk 6.1 ounce heavy weight cotton. Set in Sleeves. ¾ ribbed collar with double-needle top stitched neckline. Double needle stitched armhole, sleeve and waist hems. Taped neck shoulder to shoulder.

We salute fellow flight crews around the world as they perform their thankless duties high in the stratosphere in their service to the will of the dark overlords.  Whether you have been assigned to spray toxic barium, aluminum salts, polymer fibers, thorium, silicon carbide and electrically-conductive electromagnetic materials, mind control elements, and the multitude of ongoing government climate engineering operations, we wanted to show a little appreciation for all your dedicated work.  Introducing the official Sierra Hotel Aeronautics Chemtrail Operations Flight Crew heavy cotton T

COASTER SIZE - 4 INCHES 

We salute fellow flight crews around the world as they perform their thankless duties high in the stratosphere in their service to the will of the dark overlords.  Whether you have been assigned to spray toxic barium, aluminum salts, polymer fibers, thorium, silicon carbide and electrically-conductive electromagnetic materials, mind control elements, and the multitude of ongoing government climate engineering operations.  Introducing the official Sierra Hotel Aeronautics Chemtrail Operations Cockpit Control Panel Decal! Bottoms up as we toast to the greatness of the overlords and the new world order! 

We present the most comprehensive and unique collection of aircraft markings anywhere on the globe.  Our high quality designs drafted after military markings are accurate and exacting in detail. Unlike conventional stickers, vinyl decals appear to be painted on and part of the surface they are applied to. They will not harm any surface and can be easily removed at any time.

The Sierra Hotel markings have been flight tested at subsonic, transonic and supersonic speeds ( Warning: repeated transition to and from Supersonic speeds may cause some peeling) and have survived air and ground operations through all seasons.  Place them on your airplane, helicopter, car, truck, watercraft, motorcycle, laptop, helmet, flight bag, clip board, book binder, snowboard, etc….