In celebration of 50 years since mankind's greatest cinematic endeavour...we present our first declassified public release of the Apollo Studios Meatball! Show some pride in the thousands and thousands of dedicated, hardworking and absolutley, most unquestionably ingenious workers of the Mercury, Gemini and Apollo programs.
We stand on the shoulders of cinematic giants!
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To add insult to injury...NASA has released over eight thousand four hundred images taken during the moon missions. All available online for all to see. Aside from building over 10 Saturn I, 9 Saturn IB, and 13 mammoth Saturn V launch vehicles, amazingly our co conspirators were forced to make all these 310 thousand pound launch vehicles stable during the launch phase so as not to raise suspicions of the thousands of spectators present at Cape Canaveral.
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Keeping the over half a million participants in the mission was no easy feat...but surly the most difficult part was keeping the Russians quiet, since they were fierce competitors in the space race...and nothing would have made them happier than discovering the moon missions were a hoax. I wonder how all their space telemetry, scientists, and engineers could have missed it?
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The most difficult part in completion of the illusion of a moon landing, was the placement of three retroreflectors on the moons surface, that enables any earth inhabitant to precisely measure the distance of the moon by measuring the return time of a laser light pulses fired at the moon. Experts agree that these retroreflectors were placed by a secret military manned lunar mission two years before Apollo 11.
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Truth is...WE LANDED ON THE MOON! If you want to consider a good conspiracy, look into what is causing so many people to deny in the face of endless amounts of scientific data, official reports, and photographic evidence of one of the greatest feats in our history is thought to have never happened...now that is a good question!
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