Chemtrail T Shirt

Regular price $32.50
Chemtrail Certificate
Each chemtrail crew T-shirt comes with a chemtrail crew certificate of qualification to proudly display in your office, or show your family and friends!

Our limited edition vintage aviation clothing undergo a special aging and weathering process that gives the look of being printed in a Quonset hut, faded by the tropical sun and flown fifty missions. Much like an old flight jacket, they will only become more comfortable, faded and treasured with each passing day and each passing flight.

Printed on very high quality garment dyed fabric, pre shrunk 6.1 ounce heavy weight cotton. Set in Sleeves. ¾ ribbed collar with double-needle top stitched neckline. Double needle stitched armhole, sleeve and waist hems. Taped neck shoulder to shoulder.

We salute fellow flight crews around the world as they perform their thankless duties high in the stratosphere in their service to the will of the dark overlords.  Whether you have been assigned to spray toxic barium, aluminum salts, polymer fibers, thorium, silicon carbide and electrically-conductive electromagnetic materials, mind control elements, and the multitude of ongoing government climate engineering operations, we wanted to show a little appreciation for all your dedicated work.  Introducing the official Sierra Hotel Aeronautics Chemtrail Operations Flight Crew heavy cotton T