Chemtrail Operations Flight Crew Beanie
Regular price
$29.99
Sale price
$24.99
Each Chemtrail Crew Beanie comes with a Chemtrail Crew Certificate of Qualification to proudly display in your office, or show your family and friends!
Introducing the world's first, and only Chemtrail Operations Flight Crew Beanie! Dihydrogen Monoxide Resistant - Stylish aviation gear with a tip of the hat to our DiHydrogen Monoxide Geoengineering crews around the world, our beanie proudly honors your tireless work for all to see!
FACT: Dihydrogen Monoxide is made up of hydrogen and oxygen, two elements that are regularly used in rocket fuel, bombs and hair bleach. It is also a proven and openly accepted fact that it is a major component in Chemtrails.
FACT: Dihydrogen Monoxide (DHMO) is both colorless and odorless Hydric acid. The atomic components of DHMO are found in a number of caustic, explosive and poisonous compounds such as Sulfuric Acid, Nitroglycerine and Ethyl Alcohol.
FACT: DHMO has been known to cause burns to exposed areas of human skin, induce the spread of mold and fungus, and even serve as a carrier for a multitude of bacteria and disease.
The Chemtrail Operations Flight Crew Beanie from the world's finest collection of Flight Jackets, Aviation Baseball Caps, Aviator Sunglasses, Vintage Aviation T-shirts, Aviator Watches, Flight Suit Patches and historically accurate, all-weather, waterproof, military aviation decals, airline logos, squadron decals and military aircraft markings. Presenting the Sierra Hotel Aeronautics Pilot Shop and Pilot Supply Co.
Chemtrail Flight Crew Decal
