Chemtrail Operations Flight Crew Beanie

Regular price $29.99

Each Chemtrail Crew Beanie comes with a Chemtrail Crew Certificate of Qualification to proudly display in your office, or show your family and friends!

Introducing the worlds first, and only Chemtrail Operations Flight Crew beanie! With a tip of the hat to our DiHydrogen Monoxide Geoengineering crews around the world, our beanie proudly honors your tireless work for all to see!

Oh, the weather outside is frightful
But the chemtrails are so delightful
And since we've no place to go
Let it spray, let it spray, let it spray!