Each Chemtrail Crew Beanie comes with a Chemtrail Crew Certificate of Qualification to proudly display in your office, or show your family and friends!
Introducing the worlds first, and only Chemtrail Operations Flight Crew beanie! With a tip of the hat to our DiHydrogen Monoxide Geoengineering crews around the world, our beanie proudly honors your tireless work for all to see!
FACT: Dihydrogen Monoxide is made up of hydrogen and oxygen, two elements that are regularly used in rocket fuel, bombs and hair bleach. It is also a proven and openly accepted fact that it is a major component in Chemtrails.
FACT: Dihydrogen Monoxide (DHMO) is both colorless and odorless Hydric acid. The atomic components of DHMO are found in a number of caustic, explosive and poisonous compounds such as Sulfuric Acid, Nitroglycerine and Ethyl Alcohol.
FACT: DHMO has been known to cause burns to exposed areas of human skin, induce the spread of mold and fungus, and even serve as a carrier for a multitude of bacteria and disease.