Chemtrail Flight Crew Certificate

Regular price $10.00

We are proud to have been selected by the International Chemtrail Flight Crew Association as a fully accredited flight training operation for Class 1 Geoengineering operations including CAT I, II and III spray and Level IV certification (8384-001)

Join us as we launch into a new aeronautical era in our proud and distinguished endeavour to please the all powerful overlords!  

We salute fellow flight crews around the world as they perform their thankless duties high in the stratosphere in their service to the will of the dark overlords.  Whether you have been assigned to spray toxic barium, aluminum salts, polymer fibres  thorium, silicon carbide and electrically-conductive electromagnetic materials, mind control elements, and the multitude of ongoing government climate engineering operations.