Chemtrail Yoga Leggings

Regular price $49.99

 

We salute fellow female flight crews around the world as they perform their thankless duties high in the stratosphere in their service to the will of the dark overlords.  Whether you have been assigned to spray toxic barium, aluminum salts, polymer fibers, thorium, silicon carbide and electrically-conductive electromagnetic materials, mind control elements, and the multitude of ongoing government climate engineering operations, we wanted to show a little appreciation for all your dedicated work.  Introducing the official Sierra Hotel Aeronautics Chemtrail Yoga Leggings. Because Geo engineering can be sexy too!