Chemtrail Patch, Chemtrail Flight Crew Patch, Chemtrail, Pilot Patch, Funny Military Patch, Flight Bag Patch, Flight Jacket Patch, Crew Supply, Sierra Hotel Aeronautics

Chemtrail Patch, Chemtrail Flight Crew Patch, Chemtrail, Pilot Patch, Funny Military Patch, Flight Bag Patch, Flight Jacket Patch, Sierra Hotel Aeronautics

Chemtrail Flight Crew Patch

$14.00

Introducing the worlds first, and only official Chemtrail Operations Flight Crew patch! Available with velcro backing, or without. With a tip of the hat to our DiHydrogen Monoxide Geo-engineering crews around the world, our titanium on black patch proudly honors your tireless work for all to see!

STANDARD BRIEF

$12.00

The Standard Brief Patch - To ensure the maintenance of appropriate cockpit hierarchy, and streamlined CRM. The Standard Brief patch remains as a constant reminder for your second in command, or any crew of passengers within view that you are Pilot In Command.

5 Bar Epaulettes

$27.00

After all your hours in the cockpit, it is about time you were recognized for your high standards and extreme levels of professionalism. Flawless Flight Crew Members such as yourselves should not be forced to wait for peer recognition. Give yourself the recognition that you deserve, and command the respect you are so rightfully entitled to. Our 5 bar epaulettes tell those around you that you mean business, and live on the gleaming leading edge of aviation professionalism. Cockpit Resource Management are for the feeble minded and weak hearted. Wearing 5 gold bars on your shoulders will send the right message to those that work with you on the ground, and those in the air that you are just as much the law as gravity has always been. Unquestionable and uncomprimising. Rise to your occasion, and let others around you know you are not to be distracted or disturbed with their petty trivialities. For you are Pilot In Command!

Standard Brief Decal: